With anti-Asian hate crimes on the rise,
And right-wing media rationalizing genocide,
Has Dr. Seuss’ publisher just gone too far?
Dr. Seuss wasn’t perfect. None of us are.
If they stop printing a few in their catalog,
Who cares? Mr. Potato Head has a schlong!
So says the GOP (Greedy Old Perverts), now
Pathetically obsessed with potato phalluses.
Hey Trumptards, potatoes don’t have dongs!
The Republican Party is Mr. Potato Head – Just as boring as Rush Limbaugh is dead.
What idiot ever thought potatoes have sex?!
Dan Quayle misspelled “potatoe”, and next –
Stormy Daniels said Trump has a mushroom!
And fascist FOX “News” is predicting doom!
If Hasbro circumcises your Mr. Potato Head,
“Christians” will fall off the flat Earth dead.
Holy crap! Are conservatives this crazy now?
Y’all lie like Trump repeating a marriage vow!
Whining and complaining about Dr. Seuss,
And gender neutral plastic potato head toys,
While Biden sends checks for girls and boys!
America is back, baby, and the GOP is done!
We the people have had it with Trump dumb.
Faked outrage is all Republicans have left,
Because they sold their souls to “BE BEST”.
By Jake Pickering
