Photo: Pool (Getty Images) The news that Donald Trump may or may not have a “secret” love child with his former housekeeper has left me with many questions. In between dry-heaving at the thought of him huffing and puffing away while on top of someone, his eyes squinted and his lips pursed as he lives out the best 45 seconds of his day — I’ve had time to run back from of the other sexual scandal stories that have come out about him recently.
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