In today’s episode of White Lies MAGA, an apparent Trump supporter in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota, has pleaded guilty to wire fraud “after filing fraudulent insurance claims for a staged arson,” according to a Department of Justice press release.
From the DOJ:
According to court documents, on September 23, 2020, Denis Vladmirovich Molla, 30, falsely reported to law enforcement that someone had lit his camper on fire and that three unknown males were near his home when he heard an explosion. Molla also reported that his garage door was vandalized with spray-painted graffiti stating, “Biden 2020,” “BLM,” and an Antifa symbol, and that his camper was targeted because it had a Trump 2020 flag displayed on it. In reality, Molla started his own property on fire and spray painted the graffiti on his own garage.
First of all, Molla’s main problem is his ruse just wasn’t realistic. A conservative-hating vandal painted graffiti that read “Biden 2020,” “BLM,” and included an Antifa symbol? I think not, sir. It sounds like something a Trump=loving, Black Lives Matter-hating, Antifa-propagandizing right-winger would think up while trying to impersonate their idea of what “the left” is like.
This is like that time an old white man claimed Black vandals painted “Blacks Rule” on his driveway and nobody bought it because—and I’m just going to raise my voice here for a second—BLACK PEOPLE DON’T TALK LIKE THAT!
Molla is the type of white man who would rob a bank while disguised as a Black man and say to the teller, “Hey you jive turkey, put the skrilla in the bag before I pop a cap in your a**. Don’t be dissin’ me now, because homey don’t play that!”
