Republican Rand Paul is Kentucky’s junior senator, which is kind of like starting on a JV squad. He’s a scout team member who is not really ready for primetime. He sits at the kids’ table during Thanksgiving and yet, despite that, Paul is still in the running to become Trump’s favorite grape feeder.
In the ongoing fight between Paul, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) and anal plug Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) to become Trump’s favorite footstool, Paul may be emerging as the come-from-behind longshot to take over Graham’s No. 1 spot.
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Performing for an audience of one, Kentucky’s favorite vomit bag, and “one of the fiercest political critics of socialized medicine” who took his ass to Canada to have hernia surgery, offered to buy Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) a plane ticket to visit her home country of Somalia so that she could become more appreciative of her American home.
“I’m not saying we forcibly send her anywhere,” Paul said in an interview last week with Breitbart News, a conservative-leaning outlet that will never get linked to at The Root as long as Maze is still featuring Frankie Beverly. “I’m willing to contribute to buy her a ticket to go visit Somalia. I think she can look and maybe learn a little bit about the disaster that is Somalia.”
Sen. Rand Paul Offers to Buy Rep. Ilhan Omar a Plane Ticket Back to Somalia
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