For some strange, inexplicable reason, public poopers have been waging turd terrorism across the country in recent months. First, there was the Mad Pooper of Colorado Springs, a jogger who would routinely pinch a loaf on the same family’s lawn while out on a run. Then, there was the Arkansas Shit Bandit, another jogger who liked to do number two near parked cars. Now, it looks like New Jersey police have finally caught their own dastardly defecator—and this one feels like the end of particularly shit-centric Scooby-Doo episode.
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According to police, the mystery pooper who’d been shitting on the Holmdel High School track every morning wasn’t some angry student failing gym—it was the superintendent of a neighboring school district, NJ.com reports.
Source: School Superintendent Arrested for Repeatedly Pooping on High School Track
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